Hungry Heart

Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

image

(со страницы guy)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(со страницы guy)

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(со страницы spoopy-beans)

fleurdulys:

Mountain Laurel In Bloom - Julian Onderdonk

fleurdulys:

Mountain Laurel In Bloom - Julian Onderdonk

(со страницы sadhumor)

sad-idol:

cuntwarrior:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

OMFF

PH NY GODH HAAHAH

(Источник: becausebirds)